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found out they sell Universal Remotes at Wal*Mart... I cant believe power like that is available to just anyone! Crazy!
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04-22-2010 17:57 by
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Why Yes Officer...I did see the Speed Limit sign...I just didn't see YOUR car!
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04-22-2010 18:03
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Some people's noses and feet are built backwards. Their feet smell and their noses run.
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04-22-2010 18:09 by
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The good news is, we destroyed the Ring. The bad news is, we disrupted a hemisphere's worth of air travel and two dozen national economies... our badd...
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04-22-2010 18:10 by
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I'm no volcanologist but has anyone tried throwing in a few virgins?
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04-22-2010 18:12 by
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WOW! THATS A LOW PRICE!
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04-22-2010 18:12
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has been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog...
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04-22-2010 18:14 by
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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
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04-22-2010 18:20 by
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thinking that Jeffrey Dahmer is the only person whose bologna really did have a first name.....
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04-22-2010 18:27
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oral sex is a lot like smoking a cigarette...the flavor gets stronger the closer you get to the butt....
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04-22-2010 18:34
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Everybody hates me because I'm so universally well-liked...
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04-22-2010 19:19 by
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No man goes before his time....... Unless the boss leaves early...
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04-22-2010 19:19 by
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MOTORISTS: When going through a speed camera, flash your lights twice
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04-22-2010 19:27 by
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wondering why a “fat chance” and a “slim chance” mean the same thing.
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04-22-2010 19:35 by
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all for the paperless office, but doesn't think it should stretch to the toilets...
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04-22-2010 19:38 by
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was thrown out of a casino for misunderstanding the use of a crap table.
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04-22-2010 19:38 by
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will resist peer pressure. All the cool kids are doing it...
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04-22-2010 19:43 by
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an organ donor (see inside for details)...
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04-22-2010 19:44 by
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not bitter. I'm just unsweetened...
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04-22-2010 19:45 by
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thinks rock is dead. And paper killed it!
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04-22-2010 19:46 by
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