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   messageicon Women are from Hearts and Men are from Pen*s.
←Rate | 06-08-2013 14:34 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I do love you for your mind, I just like your mind a lot more when you’re naked.
←Rate | 06-09-2013 11:29 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon G ay guys and black women win the eye rolling contest!
←Rate | 06-09-2013 11:36 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon It’s a good thing cows can’t talk. Imagine them telling you at every available opportunity that they are vegans.
←Rate | 06-09-2013 12:29 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fat people need to accept that being fat isn’t a crime. It’s not a disease. And being called fat isn’t an insult.
←Rate | 06-09-2013 12:37 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your coffee order has more instructions than an ikea bunk bed then you're probably an a$$hole.
←Rate | 06-09-2013 13:10 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hate is such a strong word. That's exactly why I use it.
←Rate | 06-11-2013 15:11 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I need to meet new people to ignore.
←Rate | 06-12-2013 12:30 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon There comes a time in your life where nothing gets you excited anymore. I've had this feeling for like 5 years now.
←Rate | 06-12-2013 12:47 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why does eating make you fat? People should’t be punished for eating. Why don’t people who wear sunglasses indoors get fat instead.
←Rate | 06-12-2013 12:52 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon My idea of a blind date is not removing your blind fold.
←Rate | 06-13-2013 13:02 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm bored. Maybe I should leave the house and check Facebook from somewhere else.
←Rate | 06-15-2013 16:03 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Are you a man who feels confident about his opinions? Has a high self-esteem? Well I think it's time to get you a woman.
←Rate | 06-15-2013 16:07 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon In hell, for your birthday, they give you socks in a PS4 box.
←Rate | 06-19-2013 12:15 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes you got to talk to someone only once to realize why everyone else avoids them like a plague.
←Rate | 06-22-2013 05:03 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hugs that turn into sex? Where do I get those? Mine always turn to 'let me go or I will call the police'.
←Rate | 06-22-2013 13:15 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Instagram videos beacuse we wanna know if you are paying for the food you instagram.
←Rate | 06-22-2013 13:51 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon So Blue Ivy got the stripper name, and North West got the direction to the strip club? Nice, team work.
←Rate | 06-22-2013 14:18 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey people going to church, the gym or eating plants; Please keep it to yourself and stop telling us about it all the time.
←Rate | 06-23-2013 06:38 by Baddie Comments (1)  


   messageicon They're playing Nicki Minaj at the zoo. Wait nope, just a couple of chimpanzees fighting.
←Rate | 06-27-2013 12:33 by Baddie Comments (0)  




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