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Women are from Hearts and Men are from Pen*s.
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06-08-2013 14:34 by
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I do love you for your mind, I just like your mind a lot more when you’re naked.
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06-09-2013 11:29 by
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G ay guys and black women win the eye rolling contest!
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06-09-2013 11:36 by
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It’s a good thing cows can’t talk. Imagine them telling you at every available opportunity that they are vegans.
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06-09-2013 12:29 by
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Fat people need to accept that being fat isn’t a crime. It’s not a disease. And being called fat isn’t an insult.
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06-09-2013 12:37 by
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If your coffee order has more instructions than an ikea bunk bed then you're probably an a$$hole.
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06-09-2013 13:10 by
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Hate is such a strong word. That's exactly why I use it.
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06-11-2013 15:11 by
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I need to meet new people to ignore.
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06-12-2013 12:30 by
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There comes a time in your life where nothing gets you excited anymore. I've had this feeling for like 5 years now.
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06-12-2013 12:47 by
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Why does eating make you fat? People should’t be punished for eating. Why don’t people who wear sunglasses indoors get fat instead.
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06-12-2013 12:52 by
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My idea of a blind date is not removing your blind fold.
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06-13-2013 13:02 by
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I'm bored. Maybe I should leave the house and check Facebook from somewhere else.
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06-15-2013 16:03 by
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Are you a man who feels confident about his opinions? Has a high self-esteem? Well I think it's time to get you a woman.
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06-15-2013 16:07 by
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In hell, for your birthday, they give you socks in a PS4 box.
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06-19-2013 12:15 by
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Sometimes you got to talk to someone only once to realize why everyone else avoids them like a plague.
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06-22-2013 05:03 by
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Hugs that turn into sex? Where do I get those? Mine always turn to 'let me go or I will call the police'.
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06-22-2013 13:15 by
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Instagram videos beacuse we wanna know if you are paying for the food you instagram.
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06-22-2013 13:51 by
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So Blue Ivy got the stripper name, and North West got the direction to the strip club? Nice, team work.
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06-22-2013 14:18 by
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Hey people going to church, the gym or eating plants; Please keep it to yourself and stop telling us about it all the time.
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06-23-2013 06:38 by
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They're playing Nicki Minaj at the zoo. Wait nope, just a couple of chimpanzees fighting.
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06-27-2013 12:33 by
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