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I've been in a relationship so long I have forgotten what its like to have somebody find me sexually attractive.
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06-04-2013 15:14 by
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Men are a lot like kids, if you want to shut them up, put a boob in their mouth.
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06-04-2013 15:22 by
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I hate when women reject me cause I don't have money. I want them to reject me for who I truly am
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06-05-2013 12:56 by
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why drunk showers are a bad idea: almost accidentally waterboarded myself. moral of the story: use the buddy system.
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06-05-2013 13:03 by
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You guys make me wanna be a better alcoholic
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06-05-2013 13:05 by
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There's nothing I hate more than joggers on the beach. I don't need to be reminded how out of shape I am on vacation a $$hole.
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06-05-2013 13:07 by
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Look, I don’t even trust myself so explain to me why in the hell I should trust you?
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06-06-2013 12:17 by
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Misplaced my smart car. Thought I left it on the counter... And yes, I checked in the couch cushions already!
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06-06-2013 12:45 by
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It's like my boss doesn't even appreciate that I'm not drinking on the job right now.
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06-07-2013 01:42 by
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If I notice you've lost weight and ask what your secret is, and you say, "Diet & exercise!" I will punch you in your skinny face.
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06-07-2013 02:11 by
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Always hide your liquor from your boss, that way you never have to worry about...sharing.
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06-07-2013 05:22 by
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If money can't buy happiness what do you pay a hitman with?
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06-07-2013 05:22 by
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It's so romantic that you didn't press charges.
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06-07-2013 05:24 by
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It is Scientifically proven that you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blow job
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06-07-2013 05:56 by
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God talked to J ews like 500 times in the Old Testament, and not one warning about the Nazis.
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06-07-2013 13:57 by
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Marriage, because sometimes ruining a person's life takes serious commitment.
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06-07-2013 14:32 by
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To my neighbor using a chainsaw at 7:30 on a Saturday morning: Try holding the other end.
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06-08-2013 11:50 by
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Kristen Stewart doesn't get enough credit for her acting ability. I thought she was great as "Wilson" in Cast Away
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06-08-2013 14:14 by
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I'll bet 9 out of 10 of you guys here have no pants on.
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06-08-2013 14:26 by
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Ever wonder what it's like to be Amish? Get a blackberry. I'm practically milking cows and making candles over here.
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06-08-2013 14:29 by
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