BEGO Funny Status Messages

   Boy: I wear the pants in this relationship. Girl: yah but I control the damn zipper.

   Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status... After 3 it should default to " Unstable "

   BRB Means I'm not really going anywhere, but neither is this conversation..

   That lonely moment when the only text message you get all day is from your cell phone company..

   I didn't text you to exercise my fingers, I want a damn reply.

   You're cute…That's until your 30-day photoshop trial expires.

   There's a “send” button; there's a “resend button; WHY ISN'T THERE AN UNSEND BUTTON?

   ■Nothing is forever. Especially people. Don't have your hopes high, Friends become strangers, Lovers become friends, & People leave.

   ■The day Facebook adds a “Who cares?” button would be the best day ever.

   ■When you take an amazing picture you automatically think: “That will be my new profile picture”.

   "I would of still be in High School if Google didn't exitst"

   Dear Millionaires, if you don't have a bookshelf that spins into another room, give me your money because you're spending it wrong.

   The thing that sucks about chilling with friends is that they see how much I stare at my phone & know how little I answer their texts.

   If at first you don't succeed, you'll get a lot of free advice from folks who didn't succeed either.

   Don't you think it's time we stopped blaming our problems on people in our past and started blaming them on people in the future?

   I really don't mind getting up and going to work every day. It's the part about staying there for 8 hours that I have a problem with.

   I don't hate you, it's just my attitude has some major issues with your personality.

   The whole concept of Halloween is wierd. Everyone dresses funny and total strangers reward them with candy.

   If a girl is stupid enough to love you after you broke her heart, I guarantee you, she is the one.

   Happy Halloween. You don't need a costume, your face is scary enough as is.