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   messageicon When you don't wear makeup I feel like I'm cheating on you with your brother.
←Rate | 04-19-2013 12:18 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can't someone put these Kartrashians on a leash and chain them to a pole?
←Rate | 04-20-2013 02:10 by Baddie Comments (1)  


   messageicon Ugh my girlfriend is taking forever to exist!
←Rate | 04-23-2013 13:01 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon And then God said, "Let the women have feelings. A lot of feelings. Like, all of the feelings."
←Rate | 04-23-2013 13:10 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon So everybody hates Crocs yet the company is worth $2 billion! Some of you must be lying!
←Rate | 04-23-2013 13:17 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon So everybody hates Crocs yet the company is worth $2 billion! Some of you must be lying!
←Rate | 04-23-2013 13:17 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when I'm stalking someone & go to another person and then another person and still didn't finish stalking the first one.
←Rate | 04-24-2013 13:17 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Me: why did you stop me? Cop: for starters you're not wearing a seatbelt. Me: what about main course? Cop: step out of the car.
←Rate | 04-24-2013 13:22 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Too bad you cant photoshop your stinky breath as well.
←Rate | 04-25-2013 12:37 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon A part of me wants to go to the gym and the other part of me is a liar.
←Rate | 04-25-2013 13:24 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I smoke cigarettes so that people will walk up to me and talk about death.
←Rate | 04-27-2013 10:15 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Joyce, the office slut, just sneezed and now we all have to take a mandatory HIV test on Monday :(
←Rate | 04-28-2013 07:47 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tell a woman she has cute kids and she's all proud. Whisper it to her and she calls the cops.
←Rate | 04-28-2013 14:09 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing makes you feel more alive then standing on a grave.
←Rate | 05-03-2013 00:59 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Watching a program about apes trying to make it in the real world. Wait no, it's "Keeping up with the Kardashians".
←Rate | 05-03-2013 09:04 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stand for what you believe in. Or sit on the couch and have a couple of donuts. It's a free country really.
←Rate | 05-06-2013 00:51 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon All women get paid for sex. Some take cash, others accept three lunches/dinners as payment.
←Rate | 05-06-2013 13:11 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't want to brag, but I'm single-handedly responsible for 86% of the rules in the Employee Handbook at work.
←Rate | 05-11-2013 09:45 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am like a hardware store. I screw. I nut. I bolt.
←Rate | 05-15-2013 02:12 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.
←Rate | 05-15-2013 02:13 by Baddie Comments (0)  




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