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   messageicon Coworker said 'nice pink shirt, when did you come out?' I said 'IT'S NOT PINK IT'S SALMON!'. Then I snapped my fingers and skipped away.
←Rate | 03-22-2013 13:06 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bruno Mars has the voice of an angel and the lyrics of a 13 year old girl.
←Rate | 03-23-2013 08:36 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best neighbors are the ones you never see.
←Rate | 03-28-2013 04:52 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon "... okay, if it's a girl, we'll name her Serena Williams but if it's a boy we'll call him, Serena Williams..."
←Rate | 03-29-2013 13:10 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I always wondered how pregnancy tests work, is it blue it's a boy? Pink it's a psycho?
←Rate | 03-29-2013 13:38 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why can't someone look at me the same way I look at pizza?
←Rate | 03-31-2013 13:05 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon We found the Gates of Hell? Why were we looking for those? Doesn't searching for the cure of cancer matter anymore?
←Rate | 04-04-2013 07:26 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thanks coffee for tricking us into believing that it's a good morning for a few minutes.
←Rate | 04-04-2013 08:00 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bacon is the fried chicken of white p eople!
←Rate | 04-05-2013 07:31 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kristen Stewart looks pretty good for someone who's facial expression is always "I murdered someone"
←Rate | 04-08-2013 01:18 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon At the start of a relationship her snoring is gentle music. 5 years later you loom over her with a pillow and a distant look in your eye.
←Rate | 04-10-2013 07:57 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not sure how these ducks got into this Starbucks. Or teenage girls. Hard to tell really.
←Rate | 04-10-2013 08:59 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Walmart is a Zoo for people.
←Rate | 04-10-2013 09:26 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women are like drinks in a party; if you leave them alone, someone will steal them.
←Rate | 04-12-2013 05:25 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when I am hosting a pool party at my neighbors' house and they come home early from their vacation.
←Rate | 04-13-2013 12:14 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I always keep a gun in my pocket so people won't think I'm happy to see them.
←Rate | 04-13-2013 12:22 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon If cartoons can wear the same clothes everyday then so can I dammit.
←Rate | 04-13-2013 13:42 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Of course I have real friends. They're named beer, whiskey, and vodka.
←Rate | 04-14-2013 09:57 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon there's a difference between a country girl and some slut with a hat
←Rate | 04-15-2013 14:41 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm a proud and satisfied user of the doggie-style technique!
←Rate | 04-18-2013 01:25 by Baddie Comments (0)  




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