BEGO Funny Status Messages

   If ‘real life' was really that great, Facebook wouldn't be so darn addictive.

   LIKE IF you hate when you're listening to the radio, and every radio station is on commercial.

   You can look at some people and instantly know they're only going to get two awards in life, a birth and a death certificate.

   The wrong relationship will have you feeling more alone than when you were single..

   Reading someone's status and thinking ‘OH CRY ME A RIVER'

   Relationship Status: ( ) Single ( ) In a Relationship ( ) Married ( ) Engaged ( ) Divorced (X) Waiting for a miracle

   Of course you can trust the government. Just ask a Native American how that worked out.

   Every time I lose my phone, it's always on either silent or vibrate. How convenient…

   OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you can't text me back?

   Sunglasses; they allow you to stare at people without being caught..

   Girls ignore nice guys, Chase a$#holes, Then they have the nerve to complain about it..

   Putting you're offline chat on Facebook so it actually looks like you have a life and don't sit on Facebook all day.

   I can memorize twenty song lyrics before I can memorize one answer to a question on a test -_-

   Don't you hate it when people just randomly tag you in their Facebook post!?

   Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you.

   I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.

   That mini heart attack when you can't feel your phone in your pocket!

   I'm pretty sure Whoopi Goldberg is Lil Wayne's real mother..

   I swear, if Facebook changes their layout one more time, I'm going to post a status update about it & then use their site as much as always.

   Admit it, we've all tried to splash water in our face like the commercials.