friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   WHATS?!?!?....You want me to work on Friday??? "

   OK. Who wants to put on a bear costume and go on a rampage tearing apart the tents of people camping outside of Best Buy for Black Friday?

   I'm going to get dressed up in bear costume and go down to Best Buy on Black Friday and scare the people camping out in tents...

   It's Friday night. I'm writing this and you're reading it. We're both sad.

   Good luck to all the Hunters this weekend! I've had no luck hunting White Tale all year!

   I just found out my mother-in-law is going to be staying with us for the Thanksgiving Weekend. Well, it looks like I have to clean out the hall closet again.....she is going to need somewhere to hang upside down and sleep

   My Wife was reading the newspaper this morning and yelled "Honey, the sales add says the dealership will make it easy to get a new car for your spouse this weekend!"..... Me: "Actually that sounds like a pretty good trade."

   I cant wait till black friday at the liquor store

   Getting ready for Black Friday. This grizzly bear costume is going to scare the Sh*# out of these Best Buy campers.

   I'd rather shower with my parents than go shopping on Black Friday...

   Why don't strip clubs do Black Friday? It would be the one place I would camp out to go in.

   Thanksgiving: "Let's give thanks for the stuff we have." Black Friday: "Ok, let's get all new stuff” MERICA!!!

   Due to his anger issues, trigger finger and his apparent racial hatred...George Zimmerman had been asked by Law Enforcement to avoid all Black Friday events today.

   Black Friday. The day we buy a whole bunch of material goods to celebrate the birth of a man who didn't believe in material goods.

   I wonder if George Zimmerman went Back Friday shopping

   To shop the best on "Black Friday" it is easier to throw stink bombs by large crowds to get them to clear the area.

   I saved over $1000.00 on Black Friday. I stayed home and didn't shop.

   Can Ford stop running Black friday ads already...its freaken Sunday already you a-holes!

   Just because it's Friday the 13th doesn't mean anything, my luck sucks everyday so really today is no different.

   Today is Friday, December 13th. I can't tell you how relieved I am that Christmas isn't on Friday the 13th this year.