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Trump tells GOP lawmakers they need to respect the wishes of the people that got them elected. I think he means the Kremlin.

←Rate | 03-22-2017 01:47 Comments (0)

Why do we get the feeling that Melania Trump would rather stay at a crappy Holiday Inn than at the White House with Donald?

←Rate | 03-22-2017 05:31 Comments (0)

The only thing that could make Trump's approval rating worse would be if he joined Tinder.

←Rate | 03-22-2017 05:32 Comments (0)

Trump spends so much time golfing that if he doesn't qualify for the PGA Tour by the end of his presidency he's a failure.

←Rate | 03-22-2017 05:39 Comments (0)

If Donald Trump cuts funding for Sesame Street how will he ever learn to read?

←Rate | 03-22-2017 05:41 Comments (0)

US added 235,000 jobs in February. To be fair, most of those were fact checkers reporting on Trump.

←Rate | 03-22-2017 05:44 Comments (0)

How long before Donald Trump claims the Obama White House assassinated JFK?

←Rate | 03-22-2017 05:56 Comments (0)

NBC should get Hillary Clinton to replace Arnold Schwarzenegger as the host of "Celebrity Apprentice" just to mess with Trump.

←Rate | 03-22-2017 05:58 Comments (3)

DOES TRUMP ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING besides watch TV, play golf and tweet?

←Rate | 03-22-2017 07:48 Comments (2)

Ivanka Trump's West Wing Duties: 1) Smile. 2) Stick chest out. 3) Hold Daddy's hand and make sure he remains calm. 4) Administer meds.

←Rate | 03-22-2017 14:54 Comments (0)

Trump has taken Take Your Daughter to Work Day to the next level.

←Rate | 03-22-2017 14:57 Comments (0)

Trump, Conway and Spicer have now been joined in the "Shameless Joke with No Credibility" parade by Mr. Nunes. Is there room for four stooges?

←Rate | 03-22-2017 17:24 Comments (0)

Ivanka Trump, the latest to join the cast of the confusing reboot to The West Wing.

←Rate | 03-22-2017 19:44 Comments (0)

Donald Trump is the kind of person who goes to the Super Bowl and thinks the people in the huddle are talking about him.

←Rate | 03-22-2017 22:56 Comments (0)

Trump surely kept your whiney ass from being run down today. Youre welcome.

←Rate | 03-22-2017 22:58 Comments (0)

Donald Trump seems like the kind of guy who had a Y2K bunker.

←Rate | 03-23-2017 05:41 Comments (0)

Poll: 19% believe Trump told truth re Obama wiretapping him. That, ladies & gents, is the core. 1 of 5 will believe anything Trump says.

←Rate | 03-24-2017 04:48 Comments (0)

Those predictions of Trump starting a war to deflect Russia issues AND gain more power are coming true.

←Rate | 03-24-2017 05:04 Comments (0)

President Trump's Favorite KFC Meal: The Suckers Bucket.

←Rate | 03-24-2017 05:07 Comments (0)

Trump is spending the entire day today fishing. For compliments.

←Rate | 03-24-2017 05:18 Comments (0)

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