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Watching this cool nature show about a bunch of apes who think they can sing. It's called "Glee" or something.
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02-24-2013 11:06 by
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They're playing Nicki Minaj at the zoo. Wait no, just a couple of chimpanzees fighting.
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02-24-2013 11:07 by
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Stupid people really irritate me. I wish I could piss on some people and sprinkle some wisdom on them.
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02-25-2013 12:21 by
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Just saw my friend in a g ay p orn o... His secret has never been safer.
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02-25-2013 23:46 by
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Nothing tests a woman like having to stop talking for 2 f uckin minutes whilst she’s brushing her teeth
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02-26-2013 12:03 by
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Kristen Stewart doesn't get enough credit for her acting ability. I thought she was great as Harry Potter's wand.
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02-26-2013 12:07 by
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The other day I went so far back into someone's timeline I ended up on their MySpace page.
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02-27-2013 08:04 by
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The only thing more annoying than working for a living is people.
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02-28-2013 08:23 by
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I don't cuddle after sex because cuddling strangers is gross.
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02-28-2013 13:08 by
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Alcoholism is a disease. That's why I feel entitled to use the handicap parking spaces when I'm drunk.
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02-28-2013 13:10 by
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Just bought my " I survived black history month" T-shirt
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03-01-2013 00:47 by
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The trick to farting in an elevator is wearing a suit. No one ever suspects the guy in the suit.
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03-01-2013 00:57 by
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Insomnia is for people who haven't tried watching Keeping up with the Kardashians.
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03-01-2013 01:11 by
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Girls with big boobs never have to worry about having spinach stuck in their teeth.
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03-01-2013 01:42 by
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Seeing a unicorn would be incredible and all, until you realize a wild animal with a spike on its head tends to enjoy spearing things to death.
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03-01-2013 02:59 by
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Just because I pet your dog doesn't mean I want to talk to you, get over yourself hot girl.
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03-02-2013 01:51 by
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I love when people dig their own grave. It saves me so much time.
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03-03-2013 06:11 by
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After sex I enjoy a big glass of get the fu-ck out of my house.
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03-03-2013 06:48 by
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My favorite Transformer is the one that transforms from a hoe into a housewife.
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03-07-2013 01:36 by
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There is nothing more annoying than a couple who just got back from Hawaii.
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03-07-2013 13:26 by
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