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   messageicon Watching this cool nature show about a bunch of apes who think they can sing. It's called "Glee" or something.
←Rate | 02-24-2013 11:06 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon They're playing Nicki Minaj at the zoo. Wait no, just a couple of chimpanzees fighting.
←Rate | 02-24-2013 11:07 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stupid people really irritate me. I wish I could piss on some people and sprinkle some wisdom on them.
←Rate | 02-25-2013 12:21 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just saw my friend in a g ay p orn o... His secret has never been safer.
←Rate | 02-25-2013 23:46 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing tests a woman like having to stop talking for 2 f uckin minutes whilst she’s brushing her teeth
←Rate | 02-26-2013 12:03 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kristen Stewart doesn't get enough credit for her acting ability. I thought she was great as Harry Potter's wand.
←Rate | 02-26-2013 12:07 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon The other day I went so far back into someone's timeline I ended up on their MySpace page.
←Rate | 02-27-2013 08:04 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only thing more annoying than working for a living is people.
←Rate | 02-28-2013 08:23 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't cuddle after sex because cuddling strangers is gross.
←Rate | 02-28-2013 13:08 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alcoholism is a disease. That's why I feel entitled to use the handicap parking spaces when I'm drunk.
←Rate | 02-28-2013 13:10 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just bought my " I survived black history month" T-shirt
←Rate | 03-01-2013 00:47 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon The trick to farting in an elevator is wearing a suit. No one ever suspects the guy in the suit.
←Rate | 03-01-2013 00:57 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Insomnia is for people who haven't tried watching Keeping up with the Kardashians.
←Rate | 03-01-2013 01:11 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls with big boobs never have to worry about having spinach stuck in their teeth.
←Rate | 03-01-2013 01:42 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Seeing a unicorn would be incredible and all, until you realize a wild animal with a spike on its head tends to enjoy spearing things to death.
←Rate | 03-01-2013 02:59 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just because I pet your dog doesn't mean I want to talk to you, get over yourself hot girl.
←Rate | 03-02-2013 01:51 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love when people dig their own grave. It saves me so much time.
←Rate | 03-03-2013 06:11 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon After sex I enjoy a big glass of get the fu-ck out of my house.
←Rate | 03-03-2013 06:48 by Baddie Comments (1)  


   messageicon My favorite Transformer is the one that transforms from a hoe into a housewife.
←Rate | 03-07-2013 01:36 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is nothing more annoying than a couple who just got back from Hawaii.
←Rate | 03-07-2013 13:26 by Baddie Comments (0)  




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