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   messageicon Remember people, good manners is what separates us from the French
←Rate | 02-09-2013 10:11 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon As soon as you get married you will understand why Barbie and Ken are sold separately with all their s hit
←Rate | 02-10-2013 09:59 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not sure if I'm craving something sweet or salty and now I know exactly how Bella felt with Edward and Jacob.
←Rate | 02-10-2013 11:58 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just saw a girl choking on a cupcake so I quickly ran over, took her phone and Instagrammed what was left of it. She's perfectly fine now.
←Rate | 02-10-2013 11:59 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon ''I want to ruin some songs today.'' -The producers of Glee every morning.
←Rate | 02-11-2013 08:04 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every woman is beautiful, but some are only beautiful in the dark.
←Rate | 02-11-2013 13:14 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Go on, drink your coffee like you have something important to do today.
←Rate | 02-12-2013 13:19 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I put a message in a bottle and threw it in the Ocean. The note said "I have Tuberculosis and I coughed in this bottle"
←Rate | 02-12-2013 13:30 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love to do housework in the nude. Unfortunately for the neighbours, today I'm roofing.
←Rate | 02-13-2013 13:14 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Looks like they used up all the power trying to revive Wyclef’s career.
←Rate | 02-17-2013 12:52 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a romantic song comes on the radio, I always take her hand in mine, and whisper softly in her ear, "Please change the radio station."
←Rate | 02-17-2013 12:58 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cemeteries: Saving me on buying flowers since High School.
←Rate | 02-19-2013 14:41 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon If she takes off her heels to chase you, then you better call the police while you still can.
←Rate | 02-20-2013 13:04 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon My cat is my date and we got asked to leave the Olive Garden. Probably because she's black.
←Rate | 02-21-2013 12:44 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's not poetry, if it's not written in blood.
←Rate | 02-21-2013 12:48 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know it's true love when you ask her what she is thinking about and she says "SEX" and you reply "Me too".
←Rate | 02-22-2013 08:39 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon This girl seems like the kind of person who uses a lot of hand gestures when she's talking to her gynecologist on the phone.
←Rate | 02-22-2013 08:47 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Since they never showed Cheetara licking her a sshole, I highly doubt she was 100% Thundercat.
←Rate | 02-22-2013 12:06 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just assume that everything in a gas station bathroom is coated in a thin layer of HIV.
←Rate | 02-22-2013 12:23 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon If marriage has taught me anything it's that there is no shortage of por n on the Internet.
←Rate | 02-22-2013 13:38 by Baddie Comments (0)  




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