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   messageicon Your baby is not interesting or funny, unless it's drunk or being carried away by an eagle.
←Rate | 01-21-2013 13:44 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pizza delivery is no reason to put pants on.
←Rate | 01-23-2013 13:41 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon if Taylor would learn to blow like a good all American girl, she'd never ever ever......have to write another break up song.
←Rate | 01-23-2013 13:55 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm old, but I'm not "has friends that have died from natural causes" old.
←Rate | 01-24-2013 11:22 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon "My boyfriend this. My boyfriend that. My boyfriend is cooler than you. My boyfriend bought me stuff" - girls that I hate
←Rate | 01-24-2013 11:39 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I'm not even sure where sandwiches live.
←Rate | 01-24-2013 12:41 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Denims are my favourite hand sanitizers.
←Rate | 01-25-2013 12:54 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someone just told me to "have a blessed day." What do you even say to someone like that? I just hissed at them.
←Rate | 01-27-2013 13:24 by Baddie Comments (1)  


   messageicon I saw a nail hole in the bathroom and quickly realized I was in an Asian gloryhole.
←Rate | 01-31-2013 11:50 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Please take your b itching about the weather to Twitter. None of us here goes outside anyway.
←Rate | 02-01-2013 08:26 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Holy shi t! Serena Williams is working out at my gym! Wait...maybe it's Venus. Nope... False alarm. Just some random black guy
←Rate | 02-01-2013 14:25 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know what people are thinking when they ask stupid people what they were thinking when it's pretty obvious they weren't thinking.
←Rate | 02-02-2013 02:44 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey, people who back their cars into parking spaces. I've seen enough overachieving out of you for the day.
←Rate | 02-02-2013 02:44 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is a thin line between marriage and catastrophe.
←Rate | 02-02-2013 08:20 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I sometimes like to close my eyes and imagine a world with no poverty and also that my hand is a woman.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 10:01 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every time I make a new friend. They seem to figure out a way to escape from my basement.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 23:58 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Madonna looks pretty good for someone who spent most of her life trying to defeat He-Man.
←Rate | 02-06-2013 08:16 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon STD = She's That Dirty
←Rate | 02-06-2013 15:11 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you can read this, you're not having sex either.
←Rate | 02-08-2013 06:17 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I’m a bad motherf ucker until someone hands me a puppy or a baby.
←Rate | 02-08-2013 13:09 by Baddie Comments (0)  




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