friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   If this weekend were any shorter it would be called a Kim Kardashian marriage.

   I'm already sorry for what I'm going to do this weekend.

   FYI - Remember to set your clocks forward an hour this weekend because we can only afford 23 hours a day now due to the sequester......

   Who came up with the brilliant idea of moving the clocks forward on the weekend...in the middle of the night?? Why not move them ahead on a Friday around 4PM?

   Screw Daylight Savings Time. Losing an hour on the weekend means we're one hour closer to Monday. Dammit.

   alcohol and drugs is not the answer...unless you're asking what I'm doing this weekend.

   Friday - again, voted the favorite work day of the week for 156 years straight! You stay classy, Friday!!

   Friday!!! I’m so glad you are back. I’m sorry you had to see me with Monday-Thursday, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time.

   Ah yes, Friday. Wha...What was that? Saw it out of the corner of my eye. There, behind the...I just saw it duck down. There it is again disappearing just as I almost get a glimpse of it. MONDAY! I KNOW IT'S YOU, YOU BA$TARD!

   Hey Liver, it's Friday... Time to clock-in!

   Yes It's true , the weekend is over

   If you don't feel just a little bit of shame after the weekend... you're not doing it right.

   Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F word we thank God for every week.

   This weekend feels like its going to be a "safe-word free" type of weekend.

   Every day can be Friday if you're really irresponsible.

   4 horrible facts: Today is not Friday. Tomorrow is not Friday. The day after Tomorrow is not Friday. Even the day after that is not Friday.

   When you're an Atheist, every Friday is good and nobody has to die.

   It might be Friday ...... BUT.... SUNDAYS COMING!!!!

   It's Friday... Of course it's good : )

   Basketball. Pfft. Running back and forth. Making passes. Dribbling. I do that every Friday night.