geez Funny Status Messages

   You ever seen someone so gay that you feared for his safety!

   hey girls! if you're boyfriend sparkles and doesn't want to have sex with you, he's not a vampire. He's gay!

   Do you ever look at girls' pictures on facebook and feel them up with your cursor??? --uhhh, either do i!

   Do homeless people get knock knock jokes???

   Like Buttons: for people too lazy to post a comment.

   Note to Self: when going on the first date, must make sure that both parties have the same understanding of what "eating out " means.

   I have a great sense of humor... --If you don't believe me, look at my Ex!

   So Lebron is going to take mental notes on everyone who's been taking shots at him this summer... I mean, if it was actual notes, with like a pen and paper, I might be scared! but since it's mental notes... nothing to worry about!

   So Lebron is keeping a list... you know who else is keeping a list? Delonte West. and you know who's mom is on there???

   1-2 Freddy's coming for you... ---oh wait! wrong movie! Happy Friday the 13th!

   it just me or does anyone else die a little bit inside when they lose an fb friend? *tear!*

   My mom used to say that I'm wasting my life playing all these video games... thats ok, I still have more lives!

   you know the economy is bad when you walk by a can on the ground and think: dammit I should've picked that up!

   Just think of all the millions and millions of people Dr Laura will help by being off the air

   wonders if rappers know that Ben Franklin was never president of the USA.

   Besides the fact that random people are bursting into flames walking down the street, It's beautiful outside!

   Motorola is coming out with a new droid phone called the Kobe... conversely, they are always coming out with the Lebron phone too, except the only difference is it doesn't RING.

   Motorola is coming out with a new droid phone called the Kobe... conversely, they are also coming out with the Lebron phone too, except the only difference is it doesn't RING.

   Very opposed to the Ground Zero Mosque but only cuz I think we need a Ground Zero Chick-Fil-A first.

   Lou Gehrig didn't have Lou Gehrig's disease. What's next? We find out Hugh Downs doesn't have Down's syndrome?