bfinest Funny Status Messages

   Fun facebook prank:Upload a blank black picture then tag your darkest black friend ....Have fun ;D

   I think Christopher Nolan grew up on 60's Batman and his life's goal is to wipe it out...

   Thank God I'm an Atheist.

   *Spoiler Alert* Batman dies of throat cancer on The Dark Knight Rises .

   Did Michael Jackson die again??

   Marriage is for men who miss staying with their parents.

   Every Bond movie is like a porno that never happens.

   It puts the lotion in the basket!-Me walking by Bath and Body Works in the mall

   Am I the only one who thinks this Adalia Rose Bullsh!t needs to end?

   Guys before you start thinking lesser of yourselves and thinking women are to be worshiped remember that without your rib she wouldn't exist.

   I remember waking up after my first wet dream....I thought a ghost had came in and gave me a handjob.

   Being a nice guy wasn't working for me so I converted to douche bagism.

   facebook is alot like that shi tty car you wanna get rid of because of all up keep and changing of parts but you keep it because it saves gas.

   Halloween on Humpday......I like where this is going.

   A Model you say?...More like a photogenic slut...

   The thought of a Fiscal year doesn't worry me all that much but a Fisting Year........now that's a different story.

   Terrible 2's->sweet 16->slutty 18-> Alcoholic 21

   Thanks to Hollywood any Italian person dying will always first be suspicious.

   Okay so you wake up to a naked Mickey Rourke in your bed....what mixture or drugs and alcohol do you take to kill yourself?