Tracy Funny Status Messages

   I say we should build a Multi-religion facility to appease all religions near the 9/11 site.

   How did the blond get lipstick on her steering wheel? She tried to blow the horn.

   My invisible make believe deity can beat up your invisible make believe deity

   The jungle is only fun when you are on top of the food chain

   bored with Sunday. You should go away and ask your friend Saturday to come back.

   gonna rock your WALL!

   Best episode of CSI ever, If only I have the power to turn things into reality... Justin Bieber would be dead for good!

   No one in my office is hitting on me. Seems like it's high time I shave my mustache.

   People say that marriage is a job...marriage is not a job, its a hobbie!! Dating while you're married...that's a job!!