Rickster Funny Status Messages

   My 5 year plan is to survive this year

   I think I have this figured out .... politicians are a bunch of rich people convincing poor people to vote for the rich people by telling the poor people that the "Other" rich people are the reason they are poor

   20 years ago no one knew what gluten was. Now there are like three people left in the world who can eat a bagel

   Revenge is a dish best served eventually

   Stuff your mask with M&Ms so you can eat them all day long like a horse

   I bet Pavlov felt like feeding the dogs every time a bell rang

   Ironically "Chumbawamba" totally got knocked down and never got up again

   I watched about five minutes of Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter on Netflix. That may be the worst thing that has happened to Abraham Lincoln in a theater