Joker Funny Status Messages

   I think politeness is important. That's why I offer my seat to a lady when I get off the bus.

   Beer bottle: "Break me and you get one year bad luck." Mirror: "Are you kidding, break me you get seven years bad luck." Condom: Ha ha ha, and walks away.

   Never laugh at your wife's choices. You're one of them.

   My noise reduction feature on my new hearing aid dosen't work..... I can still hear my wife yapping.

   it OK to cut in front of someone wearing all Camouflage?