David Funny Status Messages

   Hugo Chavez...Hey hey my my, the evil dictator finally died..And once you're gone, you can't come back, your so welcome to satan's act!

   Hugo Chavez...Say hello to..Adolph Hitler/Vlad III the Impaler/Joseph Stalin/Benito Mussolini/Ivan the Terrible and your friend the.Great Antichrist...The enemy of righteousness the.prince of darkness, pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name!

   " OMG ... I would kill for another Nobel Peace Prize. " Barack Obama

   At the end of each day, life should ask us, 'Do you want to save the changes?'

   "Like a glow stick, sometimes we have to break before we shine."

   can people who are paralysed from the waist down fart?

   "You can't give the World to someone who's only ready for the city"

   So many accidents with Hillary. I'm not even sure she still alive, maybe they're just dragging her body like in Weekend at Bernie's