Danmanz Funny Status Messages

   Could switching to Geico really save you 50% or more on car insurance???.....Does being on Facebook really give you the feeling that people's lives are a little over-exaggerated just by reading their status updates?

   Did everybody see the trailer for the new Free Willy movie? They kept on showing it on the news.

   I saw a dog walking his blonde earlier today.

   The WIFE and her husband's CREDIT CARD....The True Marriage.

   why can't Twitter just die already?

   FASTEST means of Communication : 1) Phone 2) TV 3) Internet 4) Tell A Woman (For even FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE)

   Have you thought about being a bit selective when uploading photos. We don't need to see the WHOLE PHOTO SESSION.

   Maybe everyone does NOT need to see 146 photos of your newborn fresh out of the placenta.

   YOUR interest in your own kids: 100% Everybody else's interest in YOUR kids: 0.3%

   Facebook 101: Seriously, if you've got something to say to someone, say it to them DIRECTLY. Don't post it on your wall for everyone else to see because no one else is interested, and people will just think you're a egotist.

   Biggest Social Networking Crime: You haven't seen someone for years; you vaguely recognize their name but not their face. They add you as a friend on Facebook and then after you accept them, you never hear from them again.

   come on now, you think Elin (Tiger's wife) would really walk away from all that money... She's not that crazy.

   Could you put some creativity in your pics. Nobody wants to see you make the same face 8 different ways.

   You can do a thousand GOOD things and a a hundred GREAT things. But if you do just one BAD thing, people will remember you for that.

   When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets

   You ever wonder what the person on the other side of the mirror is wondering about you?

   It would make your mother proud if you could NOT, walk, talk, spell, and wear your damn pants like you were raised by a rap video your whole life.

   Reasoning Behind Most Comments to A Woman's Photos: 75%-Looks, 20%-Talent, 5%- REAL Talent.

   have you ever slept so good you couldn't wait to do it again as soon as you woke up?

   Played Tiger Woods PGA Tour '10 the other day. Funny thing was that the 'cheat codes' were already put into the game.