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Ladies... When they say it's all downhill after 40... Just know.... They're talking about gravity!

←Rate | 07-21-2014 23:47 by Dani Comments (0)

I'm thinking of going on an alcohol diet.... As I need to lose a few days!

←Rate | 07-27-2014 22:42 by Dani Comments (0)

Yeah... I may be old... But I'm still hot..... They just come in flashes now!

←Rate | 07-30-2014 16:06 by Dani Comments (0)

Lesson learned.... Don't walk into a car dealership's service department and say 'I was told I need two shots of lube in my rear end'.... Awkward!!!

←Rate | 12-13-2014 23:54 by Dani Comments (0)

i went and refilled my prescription for my antidepressants... Because Happy Meals just don't seem to work for me!

←Rate | 05-07-2015 23:06 by Dani Comments (0)

Don't make me take my bra off.... Because without it.... you will see I have bigger balls than any guy out there!

←Rate | 07-19-2015 01:54 by Dani Comments (0)

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