BEGO Funny Status Messages

   I wish my past could be my future

   Girls are superheros cause who else could bleed for 5 days and not die!?

   A good friend is like a computer. He ENTERS your life, SAVES you in his heart, FORMATS your problem, and never DELETES you from his MEMORY

   I think it's pretty funny how ppl take pictures of them selfs in bathrooms and then post it on FB

   An "ex" is called an "ex" because it's an EXample of what you shouldn't have again in the future ;)

   Forget the damn past. Remember the lesson.

   So many things remind me of You, mostly when I sit on the toilet.

   Why when you wanna break up you hear this "u will never find someone like me?" NO Serious do you think that I leave you For being with someone like u????!

   Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children

   Why do girls run from the ones that make them happy, and fight for the ones that make them cry?

   She came to me one night. Explored my body, licked, sucked, swallowed! When satisfied, she damn left & I was hurt!!... stupid mosquito!

   If you are brave to say "good bye", life will reward you with a new "hello"

   Life has no damn remote....get up and change it yourself!

   tHInks pEOPle WHo TyPE LikE thiS aRe retARDed.

   I swear Idiots are like the Air ...they're everywhere..

   A woman should know how to look like a girl, how to act like a lady, how to think like a man." :)

   If I was a bird, I know who I'd s**t on first...

   In Cincinnati, a women gave birth to two 10-pound baby boys. The kids are named Strech and Mark.

   During a speech at Columbia University, founder of Microsoft, Bill Gates, said his rival at Apple, Steve Jobs, has done a fantastic job. Then Gates froze up and had to be restarted. :)

   A woman should know how to look like a girl, how to act like a lady, how to think like a man." :)