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   messageicon The greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love and be loved.
←Rate | 01-04-2010 22:58 by ladyk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so love the people who treat you right and pray for the ones who don't. Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it. "
←Rate | 01-05-2010 10:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Future Quotes, Quotations & Sayings I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today.
←Rate | 01-08-2010 23:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mr. Howell's and Gingers' love child
←Rate | 01-09-2010 23:01 by lexman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Honk if you love Jesus! Text while you drive if you want to meet him!
←Rate | 01-11-2010 10:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks God will still love me if I don't annoy 15 of my friends with some stupid chain email.
←Rate | 01-14-2010 08:15 by marymc Comments (2)  


   messageicon Please please God, will you still love me if I don't forward the annoying chain e-mail I got to 25 of my friends?
←Rate | 01-15-2010 04:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon well god already hates me cause I dint 4wrd mail to 25 friends of mine. I will never be a wealthy man cause I dint 4wrd another mail of happy wealth to another 25 friends.i will never get the love of my life cause I dint 4wrd love chain mail to another 2
←Rate | 01-15-2010 10:30 by GDandona Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is nothing sadder in this life than to watch someone you love walk away after they have left you. To watch the distance between your two bodies expand until there is nothing left but empty space and silence
←Rate | 01-17-2010 21:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Love is Like Hell! My Family is like Heaven, My Friends are the Best, & I'm Completely Drunk!
←Rate | 01-17-2010 23:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love is a game in which one always cheats.
←Rate | 01-18-2010 10:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if love were a blow pop then I would blow you forever.
←Rate | 01-19-2010 13:02 by Tricia M Comments (0)  


   messageicon knows that cougars roar all night, pumas growl all night, & kitty cats meow all night. I still love my cougars though.
←Rate | 01-21-2010 11:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Out of all your lies I love you was my favorite.
←Rate | 01-24-2010 18:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Let me just take care of all of this reposting I have to do at once? My life is wonderful, I hate cancer, I donated to Haiti, I support our troops, I love my Mom,I`m from Everett,Hugs and smiles to to you,I won`t join your farmville, I won`t be answering
←Rate | 01-26-2010 07:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon love and expectations are inversely proportional
←Rate | 01-27-2010 03:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon i hate to love, I love to hate...
←Rate | 01-28-2010 11:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I must be the only person that didn't like Avatar. I fell asleep an hour into it. I mean seriously, if I wanted to see a love story I would have rented "The Notebook" then promptly shot myself in the face.
←Rate | 01-28-2010 13:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You'd think after the 37th take, the director would have realized I was messing up the love scene on purpose. Hey, times are hard. I'll take it where I can get it these days.
←Rate | 01-28-2010 13:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love your approach. Now let's see about your departure.
←Rate | 01-30-2010 14:23 by Lemonpillow Comments (0)  




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