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   messageicon Maybe Taylor Swift should try dating an Arab. It might not work out but at least he'll make sure she doesn't live to write another song.
←Rate | 01-12-2013 11:37 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know that one person you're always thinking about? They don't.
←Rate | 01-12-2013 11:42 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Only the married squirrels hurl themselves under car wheels.
←Rate | 01-12-2013 11:53 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Honey maybe you will feel better if you poop.
←Rate | 01-13-2013 12:34 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Error 404: Virginity not found!
←Rate | 01-14-2013 06:26 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've perfected the confused look for when my credit card's declined.
←Rate | 01-14-2013 06:46 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I get so hungry that I eat a sandwich without having sex first.
←Rate | 01-17-2013 04:27 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm gonna be honest, I don't even know where girls pee from.
←Rate | 01-17-2013 04:37 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well, our relationship didn't work out the first time, maybe the 37th will be the charm. - Couples who are stupid.
←Rate | 01-17-2013 04:58 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Congratulations on graduating community college! Alright let's practice, I'll ask for a fish filet combo with a sprite, now what do you say?
←Rate | 01-17-2013 05:10 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's not a recession until your internet is cut off and you have to masturbate to the woman in a red bikini on the Special K box.
←Rate | 01-17-2013 05:13 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was told to not make decisions when I'm angry or horny. apparently, I'm never supposed to make a decision.
←Rate | 01-18-2013 08:30 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's true. Girls just want to have fun. And ruin your life in the process.
←Rate | 01-19-2013 08:47 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm lonely, but not 'talk to people' lonely.
←Rate | 01-19-2013 12:38 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're going to give the silent treatment, the least you could do is go on the street and pretend to be a mime. We're kinda broke here.
←Rate | 01-19-2013 13:06 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a woman tells you 'you're cute', it means you're ugly and you just entered the friendzone.
←Rate | 01-19-2013 13:23 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I don't make some serious changes to my life, they'll never let me into the gates of heaven. So who can teach me how to pick a lock?
←Rate | 01-20-2013 09:26 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Daddy, can I have some ice cream?" "No." "Please?" "No." "Why do boys have p enises and girls don't?" "Chocolate or vanilla?"
←Rate | 01-20-2013 16:59 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never underestimate my ability to make things weird for everyone involved.
←Rate | 01-21-2013 00:04 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love that you can pee anywhere you want at Wal Mart.
←Rate | 01-21-2013 12:54 by Baddie Comments (0)  




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