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   messageicon Darn it,,,,, It's almost August and I'm still writing Slovakia on my Czechs!
←Rate | 07-27-2012 07:43 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy birthday to my Dad,,,, who was yelling stuff from the toilet with the door open 36 years before Facebook was created.
←Rate | 07-27-2012 07:47 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon You guys are SO lucky that I "like" posts on a curve
←Rate | 07-27-2012 07:49 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Can't You Just Let Me Watch The Damn Football Game?" – the Working Title of my new Childrens book
←Rate | 07-27-2012 07:54 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon The problem with Chinese New Year is that you're ready for another new year only an hour later.
←Rate | 07-27-2012 07:56 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yes,, Grandchildren ARE our future,,, But they're ALSO the reason why there's a smooshed sandwich in my Pricey Blu-Ray player,,,,, Hmm, our future
←Rate | 07-27-2012 08:03 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon According to weather.com,,, there appears to be a HUGE ad for car insurance moving in from the west..... RUN FOR YOUR LIVES !!!!
←Rate | 07-27-2012 08:45 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hmmm,,, So all the instruments used to find "intelligent life" pointed "AWAY" from earth???,,,,, Yeah,, that makes sense...
←Rate | 07-27-2012 14:59 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon The chocolate fountain..... Not the first runny brown liquid to be produced by Golden Corral.
←Rate | 07-27-2012 22:58 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not so good about doing the dishes. I just contemplated spreading peanut butter on bread - using scissors
←Rate | 07-28-2012 09:40 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yes, the carpet does match the drapes but all the furniture is from Goodwill.
←Rate | 07-29-2012 04:40 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't wait for 12G phones,,, They'll be able to post my posts before I'm finished typing them,, And they'll probably be funnier too.
←Rate | 07-29-2012 07:56 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some of my favorite posts don't always get a lot of stars.. That's O.K. They know I love them,, and they love me back... That's all we need.
←Rate | 07-29-2012 08:00 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon XBox Kinect Sports is so life-like... I just got picked last!
←Rate | 07-29-2012 08:05 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just walked a mile in my own shoes............ not as good as I thought I'd be
←Rate | 07-29-2012 08:07 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon If my posts DON'T much make sense,,, Well that's because I'm an idiot.... And If my posts DO make any sense,,, Well that's because you're an idiot...
←Rate | 07-29-2012 19:21 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey,,,If you watch that last episode of Cops backwards, they uncuff my Dad, let him drive off recklessly, chase him, then give up..
←Rate | 07-29-2012 21:25 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember,,, Great sex is one involuntary fart away from being funny sex
←Rate | 07-29-2012 21:34 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know "C.G.I." is getting more and more realistic,,,,, but I can almost always tell if a movie has real dinosaurs or not.
←Rate | 07-30-2012 16:27 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I had a dog,, I'd say "I have a bone to pick with you!" And then we'd go to PetSmart to pick a bone,, And we'd laugh & laugh & laugh,,,,,
←Rate | 07-30-2012 16:40 by snotty Comments (0)  




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