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Darn it,,,,, It's almost August and I'm still writing Slovakia on my Czechs!
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07-27-2012 07:43 by snotty
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Happy birthday to my Dad,,,, who was yelling stuff from the toilet with the door open 36 years before Facebook was created.
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07-27-2012 07:47 by snotty
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You guys are SO lucky that I "like" posts on a curve
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07-27-2012 07:49 by snotty
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"Can't You Just Let Me Watch The Damn Football Game?" – the Working Title of my new Childrens book
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07-27-2012 07:54 by snotty
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The problem with Chinese New Year is that you're ready for another new year only an hour later.
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07-27-2012 07:56 by snotty
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Yes,, Grandchildren ARE our future,,, But they're ALSO the reason why there's a smooshed sandwich in my Pricey Blu-Ray player,,,,, Hmm, our future
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07-27-2012 08:03 by snotty
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According to weather.com,,, there appears to be a HUGE ad for car insurance moving in from the west..... RUN FOR YOUR LIVES !!!!
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07-27-2012 08:45 by snotty
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Hmmm,,, So all the instruments used to find "intelligent life" pointed "AWAY" from earth???,,,,, Yeah,, that makes sense...
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07-27-2012 14:59 by snotty
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The chocolate fountain..... Not the first runny brown liquid to be produced by Golden Corral.
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07-27-2012 22:58 by snotty
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I'm not so good about doing the dishes. I just contemplated spreading peanut butter on bread - using scissors
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07-28-2012 09:40 by snotty
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Yes, the carpet does match the drapes but all the furniture is from Goodwill.
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07-29-2012 04:40 by snotty
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I can't wait for 12G phones,,, They'll be able to post my posts before I'm finished typing them,, And they'll probably be funnier too.
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07-29-2012 07:56 by snotty
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Some of my favorite posts don't always get a lot of stars.. That's O.K. They know I love them,, and they love me back... That's all we need.
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07-29-2012 08:00 by snotty
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XBox Kinect Sports is so life-like... I just got picked last!
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07-29-2012 08:05 by snotty
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Just walked a mile in my own shoes............ not as good as I thought I'd be
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07-29-2012 08:07 by snotty
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If my posts DON'T much make sense,,, Well that's because I'm an idiot.... And If my posts DO make any sense,,, Well that's because you're an idiot...
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07-29-2012 19:21 by snotty
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Hey,,,If you watch that last episode of Cops backwards, they uncuff my Dad, let him drive off recklessly, chase him, then give up..
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07-29-2012 21:25 by snotty
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Remember,,, Great sex is one involuntary fart away from being funny sex
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07-29-2012 21:34 by snotty
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I know "C.G.I." is getting more and more realistic,,,,, but I can almost always tell if a movie has real dinosaurs or not.
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07-30-2012 16:27 by snotty
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If I had a dog,, I'd say "I have a bone to pick with you!" And then we'd go to PetSmart to pick a bone,, And we'd laugh & laugh & laugh,,,,,
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07-30-2012 16:40 by snotty
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