BEGO Funny Status Messages

   If you spend the rest of your life trying to make up for past mistakes, there won't be any time to make any new ones.

   I found out today that you could group your friends on Facebook and name the group whatever you want, however I didn't know it would send the people notificati​ons saying that I added them to the, "People I've f*****.." group, sorry..

   Beware of people who tell you to "get a life". They may want the one you already have.

   Better to go in one ear and out the other than in one ear and out the mouth.

   "I looooove him, I caaaaan't live without him, he is my life" No you don't, your 23, and you met him 6 days ago. Take your damn dramatic a$$ off FB somewhere else.

   You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and damn move on.

   From now on I'm going to have to start following my brain. My heart is clearly a F@$&@ng idiot.

   Pick a number, double it, add 10, divide it by 2, then minus it by the number you started with. LIKE if you got 5

   apparently people dont like it when I tell the truth.... well honestly IDGAF!! :)

   relationship without trust is like a car without gas. you can stay in it as long as you want but it won't go anywhere

   I'm texting random phone numbers with "I just saw your Facebook Status. LOL"!

   LIKE if you hate when someone tags you in a horrible picture.

   Facebook:........-Log on -Check notifications -Poke everyone back -Go on homepage -Do the happy birthday ritual -Go back to homepage -Change from Top news to Most recent -Have a little scroll down -Like a couple of pages -Youre damn bored already...

   I admit youre funny on facebook.... But I will never talk to you in real life. EVER!

   I think Its funny that my dad has figured out how to tag me in pics he upload to Facebook but the clock on his VCR has been wrong since 1987

   I only have a Facebook to see where everyone is at, so I can avoid running into them.

   Even though I said I dont care about you I still check your facebook every once in a while, just to see how youre doing.

   Im so happy Facebook wasnt around when I was in high school.

   Todays my Grandmas birthday, but she doesnt have a cell phone for me to text or a facebook wall for me to write on, what do I do?

   3 things I want in a relationship: Eyes that wont cry, lips than wont lie, and love that wont die.