love Funny Status Messages

   V-day trick: Put a "I belong to (your name)" keychain in a ring box from Kay's and give it to your girlfriend. She will love it!

   Love is in the air..... Good thing I have my gas mask on xD

   If you really need to set aside one day a year to show your "love" then obviously that person doesn't mean much to you

   wondering if cupid has a job opening??? I would LOVE to shoot people in the Ass and get away with it!!!!

   wonders if cupid has a job opening??? I would love to shoot people in the a** and get away with it!!!

   thinks that when it comes to Valentine's Day or any day for that matter, the greatest expression of love ever demonstrated was when Jesus gave his life on the cross for me.

   Why does Bob Dylan sound like the Cookie Monster and Marge Simpsons love child?

   A Valentine's Day tanning bed trip.  Because nothing says "I love you" quite like "I wish you were different."  Way to go Don Juan.

   Happy Mushy-Card-Nasty-Candy-in-a-Heart-Shaped-Box-Big-Balloon-That-Barely-Fits-in-Your-Car-And-You-Can't-See-to-Back-Up-$75-Rose s-That-Can-be-Bought-Tomorrow-for-$20-but-Must-be-Sent-to-"Prove"-Your-Love-Stand-In-Line-for-Two-Hours-to-Eat Day. <HATE

   Valentine's Day : Because love isn't quite complicated enough as it is....

   For Valentine's day, my husband didn't go to Jared. He went to work. I think that the steady paycheck says "I love you" much better than a shiny rock could.

   Today is a special day in the rite of spring. It speaks of rejuvenated love and a reminder of things that are sweet. Happy Pitchers and Catchers Report day!

   I was in the pub with the Mrs last night and I said, ''I love you.'' She said, ''Is that you or the beer talking?'' I replied, ''It's me... talking to the beer!''

   Don't you love when people tell you 'don't tell anyone' the next day, after you told people.

   My husband woke up this morning with a HUGE smile on his face. I love Sharpie markers.

   WTF?!? some homeless guy just dropped a stink pickle on the sidewalk in broad daylight, in the center of downtown.... Wow... Gotta love portland

   Just texted "I still love you" to about 50 random phone numbers.

   If love truly is blind, she probably can't tell the difference between a gold necklace and a chain of paperclips, right?

   Live without pretending, Love without depending, Listen without defending, Speak without offending.

   You know that song by Bruno Mars called "Just the Way You Are"? Did you know if you changed that lyric to "Just Get In My Car" it changes from a love song to a really scary stalker song??