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   messageicon Be good, kids! There's no bacon in hell.
←Rate | 12-09-2012 14:19 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Drunks, kids and skinny jeans are the only ones who tell the truth.
←Rate | 12-09-2012 14:35 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dude, if you've never hit the brakes while your girl was putting on lipstick…we'll never be friends.
←Rate | 12-11-2012 06:43 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon This waking up and doing stuff seems like a thing we have to put up with for quite a while.
←Rate | 12-11-2012 07:28 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon McDonald's is like if Ke$ha were a restaurant.
←Rate | 12-11-2012 07:44 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I said I'd give you multiples I was talking about my personalities.
←Rate | 12-12-2012 13:45 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm doing 'Mexican Yoga' tonight. It's just sitting at the back of a regular yoga class with a bottle of tequila.
←Rate | 12-12-2012 13:48 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is no more horrible death than the one of a poor tree that ends up being a Twilight book.
←Rate | 12-14-2012 14:34 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being unattractive is just playing the dating game on hard mode.
←Rate | 12-16-2012 02:07 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing's driving me insane. Insane is in the passenger seat screaming for it's dear life.
←Rate | 12-16-2012 08:21 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish every time someone did the Gangnam Style dance they instantly got struck by lightning.
←Rate | 12-16-2012 08:27 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just renewed my annual parking pass for the friendzone.
←Rate | 12-19-2012 00:08 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I get a teardrop tattoo, do the welfare checks come to the house or is it direct deposit?
←Rate | 12-19-2012 00:15 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon let's get married but instead of kids we have nachos!
←Rate | 12-19-2012 00:18 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just yelled at the kids to go to bed, saying "Don't make me come in there!". Which is what I should've told myself during their conception.
←Rate | 12-19-2012 00:21 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's amazing how a little p0rn, masturbation, and a 20 minute nap can change your disposition.
←Rate | 12-19-2012 13:20 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Boss: Why are you drinking wine at your desk? Me: Holiday party! Boss: What holiday party? Me: My point exactly you cheap old fart.
←Rate | 12-20-2012 09:34 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can't be 100% sure a girl you're talking to on Twitter is really a girl til she gets completely furious at you for absolutely no reason.
←Rate | 12-21-2012 07:48 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like to watch Chinese p orn at night and I put it very loud so that my neighbors think that apart from having sex I can speak Chinese too.
←Rate | 12-21-2012 11:34 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon For me the end of the world was when I had to start working for a living.
←Rate | 12-21-2012 11:36 by Baddie Comments (0)  




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