love Funny Status Messages

   PETA would like to remind the protesters in EGYPT: FOR THE LOVE OF ALLAH, PLEASE DON'T SMOKE THE CAMELS!!!!

   Sometimes love comes like a dream and leaves like a nightmare.

   why only VALENTINES DAY for the 1 you love the most..why it can't be 24/7, 365 days a year !!

   Okay........So on a scale from one to Courtney Love how drunk are you right now????

   I love smiling at random people. Some of them smile back. Some of them get really creeped out, but that makes it worth it.

   Its snowing again! Oh don't worry I will be posting fresh photos soon because I know you all love that!

   Going to Mexico next month and my buddies suggested I take my lady to a donkey show. Cool! We both love those Shrek movies. Thanks for the suggestion guys!

   thinking maybe Doritos can bring back my love life like it did for Grandpa...

   Bought jelly, peanut butter and bread. Made a PBJ sandwich. I love it when a plans comes together.

   Don't you just love it when someone owes you money and posts that they just bought some luxury item for themselves.

   Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart

   Sometimes we make love with our eyes, sometimes we make love with our hands, sometimes we make love with our bodies, but we always we make love with our hearts.

   I love eating at Subway. It's the only place I get to say "I'd like a 12 inch Italian" without being judged.

   I love hearing those 3 little words..."Your prescription's ready".

   Lucky = A man who is a woman's 1st love. Luckier = A woman who is a man's last love.

   Be Yourself, Because you never know who would love the person you hide

   When you love someone you check and recheck and then check again to make sure it's them you're sending a text to.

   "I tolerate you better than I do anyone else" is the new "I love you."

   I would love to see everything, anyone has ever written to me, but backspaced before sending.

   Do you think it's OK to cross out the word LOVE on a Valentines card and replace it with "WANNA F&@K"?