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   messageicon Saw a boat with a sign that read "For Sale" so I added the missing "-ing"........................ Idiots.
←Rate | 07-14-2012 12:09 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Bucket List : #1. Rock down to "Electric-Avenue" #2. then take it higher..................(that's all I've got so far)
←Rate | 07-14-2012 12:32 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon The first rule of Suspense Club is................
←Rate | 07-14-2012 16:08 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon The word 'phonetically' doesn't even start with an F ....... FYI,,, crap like THAT,,, is why most aliens fly right past us
←Rate | 07-16-2012 07:07 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever seen Cookie Monster's feet?......... No?.................. Well, that's Diabetes for you!!
←Rate | 07-16-2012 07:12 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I often find myself rewording a long post so many times, that it completely loses the original subject... This one started off about bacon
←Rate | 07-16-2012 07:15 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stupid people aren't flammable enough.
←Rate | 07-16-2012 07:18 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I never make the same mistake twice.... Dozens, maybe hundreds of times-but never twice.
←Rate | 07-16-2012 07:51 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon When my mom texts me, I respond, "Can't talk now, I'm driving I'll call you when I ge" then ignore all texts and calls for 4 hours./.Hi-larious
←Rate | 07-16-2012 08:08 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Foghorn Leghorn would have made a terrible, I say, would have made a terrible, I saya terrible poster.
←Rate | 07-16-2012 16:20 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Imitation is the sincerest form of crabmeat
←Rate | 07-16-2012 16:21 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Saw a baby goat rescue a baby sheep........ I kid ewe not
←Rate | 07-16-2012 16:55 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every so often, I try to fornicate a large word into conversation,, even if I'm not sure what it means
←Rate | 07-17-2012 07:42 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Where the streets have no name"...That,, my little ones, is probably why they still haven't found what they're looking for.
←Rate | 07-17-2012 07:44 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.............................Benjamin Franklin
←Rate | 07-17-2012 18:27 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you put marshmallows in a ziploc bag, then label it "snowman's poop" just so you can show everyone at Show&Tell,,,, you're obviously gonna grow up and be a Superhero...
←Rate | 07-17-2012 21:16 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Been looking on Craigslist all day for a pirate ship
←Rate | 07-18-2012 06:51 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wouldn't be much of a trophy husband. I'd be more of a thanks-for-participating-ribbon husband.
←Rate | 07-18-2012 07:01 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I'll play air bass instead of air guitar just to mess with people.
←Rate | 07-18-2012 07:02 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Political-Plumber friend says it's --- Lefty liberal, Righty up-tighty
←Rate | 07-19-2012 09:01 by snotty Comments (0)  




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