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   messageicon I hate the moon mainly because it's something I have to share with Nicki Minaj.
←Rate | 11-25-2012 08:19 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Taco Bell, Can you please include people drinking beer and getting high in your commercials. Sincerely, your core demographic.
←Rate | 11-25-2012 23:56 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon If only chubby chasers actually chased chubby people... Then we wouldn't have such a problem with obesity.
←Rate | 11-26-2012 12:59 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never kiss anyone who's constantly saying things taste like shi t.
←Rate | 11-27-2012 12:34 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got 99 problems and they're all due tomorrow!
←Rate | 11-27-2012 13:16 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I think lonely and crazy go hand in hand.
←Rate | 11-28-2012 14:12 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Romney spent $800m to not be president. I spent nothing for the same result. Who's the better business man now?
←Rate | 11-28-2012 14:37 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girl tells me i'm a flirt. I tell her i'm just trying to have sex with other women.
←Rate | 11-29-2012 12:37 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Show me on this bottle of Jack Daniels where feelings happened.
←Rate | 11-29-2012 12:40 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you ask if I want my beer in a glass, I will punch you in the face for wasting valuable booze time with ridiculous questions.
←Rate | 12-02-2012 08:20 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon If we're side by side in bed and I can't keep my eyes off you, it means I'm really in love, or I'm gonna' slit your throat while you sleep.
←Rate | 12-02-2012 09:34 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I may not be as happy as you, but I make up for it with tequila and denying my problems exist.
←Rate | 12-05-2012 01:23 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon My life is a result of "it seemed like a good idea at the time."
←Rate | 12-05-2012 01:46 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon My pot never calls the kettle 'black' because I don't buy talking marijuana
←Rate | 12-05-2012 01:48 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon To My Ex: It's not that I didn't like sex; I just realized it was a lot more enjoyable by myself than with you.
←Rate | 12-06-2012 00:49 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon My heart has no room for you but the trunk of my car does!
←Rate | 12-07-2012 08:22 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm the Taylor Swift of blaming others for my problems
←Rate | 12-07-2012 08:33 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon The restraining order doesn't mean we can't hang. It just says I can't get within 50ft of you. You wanna play catch or frisbee or something?
←Rate | 12-07-2012 08:37 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon If being romantic means at least I didn't set you on fire then yes, I'm romantic.
←Rate | 12-09-2012 13:44 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're looking for an excuse to ruin your life, I'm right here.
←Rate | 12-09-2012 13:57 by Baddie Comments (0)  




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