love Funny Status Messages

   Love,Live,Exist and be loyal. The rest is a piece of cake. You only live once so live your life right

   3 ways to die early. smoking = 5 years early. alcohol = 10 years early. loving someone who doesn't love you = you die daily.

   Love is like wildflowers; It's often found in the most unlikely places, take the brothel for instance.

   I spread you before I eat you, I use my tounge to get you off, sometimes I lick your nuts.....mmmmm I love peanut butter

   BAD NEWS: I've never been in love. GOOD NEWS: I've never been in Courtney Love.

   Don't you just love nature? Dispite what it did to your face.

   I love getting voicemails from my grandma. They usually consist of a pause, then "I don't think he's home."

   s Akon 2006 "I wanna f**k you" .. Akon 2008 " I wanna make love right now na na na" .. Akon 2010 "I just had sex!" .. poor guy waited 4 years!

   Someone give Bruno Mars a grenade and pull the pin. I'm getting sick of that song. She dosen't love you, I don't wanna hear about how your stalking her.

   Don't find love, let love find you. That's why it's called falling in love, because you don't force yourself to fall, you just fall.

   I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent an idiot from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

   I love snow it can make the dirtiest ghetto look clean.

   I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants

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   When the I in "I love you" becomes more important than the "you," the word in the middle just fades away.

   girls are like phones. we love to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!!

   Dear Lean Cuisine, Your microwave lunches are small. My body does not get 35MPG like most people. I get more like 12MPG with a strong tail wind. Please help. Love, Me

   Dear Lunchables, I remember when I was a kid I used to love eating you, now that I'm an adult, I realize now that you are just cheese and crackers and are nowhere near a full lunch, wtf was I thinking. Please update your lunchables to feed more than a sma

   Would it change the way you feel about me if I admitted that I have a special love for the BeeGees?

   I don't fear love's magic, I just fear some magicians.