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   messageicon Ironically,,, I HATE it, when people say "like us" on Facebook.
←Rate | 07-09-2012 10:26 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon When my grandkid loses his 1st tooth, I'm putting $1 under his pillow and a note that says "I'll be back with a hammer for the rest. -Tooth Fairy"
←Rate | 07-09-2012 10:31 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Once I participated in a "Nice Guy" 5K Run..... We all finished last.
←Rate | 07-09-2012 12:26 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I feel like I'm a Fruit Loop in a bowl full of Cheerios.
←Rate | 07-09-2012 19:13 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every time I post,, I get a rush like I'm releasing a little animal into the wild... A hideous, deformed animal that no one will ever love...
←Rate | 07-09-2012 21:24 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Okay, I'm lost... Can someone please lend me Facebook: Seasons 1 and 2 ???
←Rate | 07-10-2012 07:42 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon OK..... Not making a Latin American joke today was one of my Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooals
←Rate | 07-10-2012 07:45 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon My pet rock turned 4,000,000,001 today
←Rate | 07-10-2012 07:46 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Oh, I already have that one." Is a good thing to say when someone shows you a picture of their kid
←Rate | 07-10-2012 14:28 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon OK... This Addiction with raking has got to stop,,,, If you pick up that rake again,,, I'm leafing....
←Rate | 07-10-2012 14:32 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Relax,,, We're all crazy.. It's not a competition.
←Rate | 07-12-2012 14:16 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people think I'm pretty funny until they marry me.
←Rate | 07-12-2012 14:42 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon He's making a list,, and checking it 42 times,,, then washing his hands 11x,, and finally touching the sleigh 3x for good measure...: OCD Santa
←Rate | 07-12-2012 14:47 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon And the moral of Little Red Riding Hood is,,, Learn to differentiate facial features between a wild dog & a human...
←Rate | 07-12-2012 14:52 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have NO idea what a bejeezus is,,, but apparently mine scares easy.
←Rate | 07-13-2012 05:58 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't even TRY a home invasion at my house,,, I've got legions of Lego people ready to launch a campaign of foot pain terrorism at my command...
←Rate | 07-13-2012 06:01 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I DON'T want to brag,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, So I won't,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, See how that works?
←Rate | 07-13-2012 21:17 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon The days of good grammar has went by from now on
←Rate | 07-13-2012 21:21 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hmmm,,,,,,, I think this coffee is broken
←Rate | 07-13-2012 21:26 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm old school when it comes to video games and by that I mean I turn into a senior citizen who yells "which one am I?" every 30 seconds.
←Rate | 07-14-2012 08:24 by snotty Comments (0)  




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