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   messageicon "So You Think You Can Tickle A Polar Bear" is a show that I would love to watch.
←Rate | 11-16-2012 14:50 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I see your swag and I raise you a high school education.
←Rate | 11-16-2012 15:00 by Baddie Comments (1)  


   messageicon Tell me you love me. Then get in the kitchen, make me a sandwich and let me play my video games so I know it's real
←Rate | 11-17-2012 15:00 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well I just broke up with my girlfriend 'cause I'm engaged now.
←Rate | 11-17-2012 15:06 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Man, I get a lot of junk emails. Apparently, there's a lot of folks out there that wanna make my p enis 3 inches longer.
←Rate | 11-17-2012 15:06 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfriend asked me what "misogynistic" meant and I told her to shut the hell up and get her fat ass back in the kitchen.
←Rate | 11-18-2012 11:19 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Okay. I've noticed you. Now go away.
←Rate | 11-18-2012 11:54 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like my women like I like my coffee... Tied up in a sack and shipped over from an exotic country.
←Rate | 11-18-2012 12:00 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't need a safe word because socks don't have ears.
←Rate | 11-18-2012 12:15 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon How are there still millions of bald men in this country when there is an abondance of permanent markers?
←Rate | 11-18-2012 12:17 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't forget to show appreciation to those you're most thankful for this holiday season. You know your pharmacist, bartender and weed guy.
←Rate | 11-21-2012 13:47 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook is not a shower, so keep your clothes on ho!
←Rate | 11-22-2012 13:07 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I have sex I always pretend I'm having it with someone.
←Rate | 11-22-2012 13:20 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon The amount of people who confuse "too" with "to" is just two damn high.
←Rate | 11-22-2012 13:27 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon 90% of the girls I've dated, I got their pants off with my humor. The other 10% were passed out, so I had to take them off myself.
←Rate | 11-22-2012 13:32 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand, but I'm thinking of you.
←Rate | 11-22-2012 14:02 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am as messed up as the alphabetical order on a keyboard.
←Rate | 11-23-2012 07:34 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon The problem joining Scientology is that you just know they'll give Tom Cruise the best spaceship.
←Rate | 11-24-2012 11:33 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I need you, I just close my eyes and down some painkillers with a glass of wine - and suddenly I don`t need you anymore.
←Rate | 11-24-2012 11:45 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just want to do my part. Are prostitutes a small business?
←Rate | 11-24-2012 14:51 by Baddie Comments (0)  




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