snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   At least with all the pick-up and. four wheel drives in Texas they shouldn't have much trouble driving in the snow.

   I like a guy who can grow his own winter coat. -Me hitting on Bigfoot

   I know the birds that flew south for winter mad as hell right now.

   Finally, my winter fat is gone… now I have spring rolls

   It’s that time of year when the neighbors start longing for winter days because they’re tired of seeing me at the mailbox in my drawers.

   Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. He also had a pretty cool winter but his summer wasn't that hot.

   Honk if you are flying south for the winter in a V formation.

   The weather is such a slut. The wind blows everyone, the rain makes everyone wet, the sun makes everyone take their clothes off, and the snow covers everyone in white stuff.

   The good news regarding climate change: It'll eventually kiII off the Winter Olympics.

   Never make snow angels in a dog park.

   This is great! An extra hour of sunshine to melt all the snow.

   Summer, Spring, Winter and Welp

   You survived the winter of death. Let’s see how you do in the summer of starvation.

   Doing my spring cleaning, which is very similar to my winter cleaning which kind of resembles my autumn cleaning that's very much like my summer cleaning, but in the spring time.

   Mary had a bearded clam-Her pubes were white as snow-And everywhere that Mary went-She'd give the boys a show.

   My favorite part of winter is when it’s over.

   Drivers ignoring winter conditions, may be subject to natural selection.

   In honor of the winter solstice I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

   This coming up Winter Olympics, I'm going to self identify as a woman, and compete in the women's " Snow writing " competition.

   Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a Dog Park.