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   messageicon Does this hot water bottle and 12 cats in my bed make me look like I've given up on life?
←Rate | 11-09-2012 01:57 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Buy her alcohol, lots of alcohol. Women love it when you buy them alcohol.
←Rate | 11-09-2012 02:10 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon The real victims of the NBA lockout are tattoo parlors and rape defense attorney's.
←Rate | 11-11-2012 02:55 by Baddie Comments (1)  


   messageicon Border Security Idea: Make the door to Mexico too small for sombreros.
←Rate | 11-11-2012 03:01 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think it's pointless to haggle over price with hookers when you're just going to kill them anyway and take your money back.
←Rate | 11-11-2012 12:32 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon You say you want to get away from your demons, yet you come running to me.
←Rate | 11-11-2012 12:42 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I drink coffee every morning so that I don't bite your head off, so don't say I never do anything for you.
←Rate | 11-11-2012 12:52 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm tired of the stereotypes people have about the Irish. As soon as I finish this beer I'm leaving the bar and kicking someone's ass.
←Rate | 11-11-2012 13:06 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your coffee was getting cold - Was the best excuse I could come up with after my boss caught me farting in his beverage.
←Rate | 11-12-2012 12:20 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon According to this bathroom stall, my ex changed her number again.
←Rate | 11-12-2012 12:23 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're happy and you know it slap your face.
←Rate | 11-13-2012 14:05 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm going to take a picture of my middle finger and have copies passed out at my funeral as a last Screw you.
←Rate | 11-13-2012 14:42 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I screw up intentionally just so I can say, “You were right dear” B itches love hearing “You were right dear”
←Rate | 11-16-2012 07:33 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can totally relate to cranky elderly people. I mean you can only be nice for so long!
←Rate | 11-16-2012 07:35 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm the Michael Jordan of all sports, because I haven't played any since like 2003.
←Rate | 11-16-2012 07:58 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.
←Rate | 11-16-2012 07:58 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm saving myself for prison.
←Rate | 11-16-2012 08:15 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't help but be jealous of dudes who have those really masculine voices like Miley Cyrus.
←Rate | 11-16-2012 08:42 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Accidentally ran over a guy and I stopped to call the ambulance but then I saw his ponytail. Now I'm treating myself with ice cream.
←Rate | 11-16-2012 14:48 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon People who never had suicidal thoughts probably never touched a wet bathroom door knob.
←Rate | 11-16-2012 14:49 by Baddie Comments (0)  




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