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Does this hot water bottle and 12 cats in my bed make me look like I've given up on life?
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11-09-2012 01:57 by
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Buy her alcohol, lots of alcohol. Women love it when you buy them alcohol.
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11-09-2012 02:10 by
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The real victims of the NBA lockout are tattoo parlors and rape defense attorney's.
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11-11-2012 02:55 by
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Border Security Idea: Make the door to Mexico too small for sombreros.
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11-11-2012 03:01 by
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I think it's pointless to haggle over price with hookers when you're just going to kill them anyway and take your money back.
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11-11-2012 12:32 by
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You say you want to get away from your demons, yet you come running to me.
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11-11-2012 12:42 by
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I drink coffee every morning so that I don't bite your head off, so don't say I never do anything for you.
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11-11-2012 12:52 by
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I'm tired of the stereotypes people have about the Irish. As soon as I finish this beer I'm leaving the bar and kicking someone's ass.
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11-11-2012 13:06 by
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Your coffee was getting cold - Was the best excuse I could come up with after my boss caught me farting in his beverage.
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11-12-2012 12:20 by
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According to this bathroom stall, my ex changed her number again.
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11-12-2012 12:23 by
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If you're happy and you know it slap your face.
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11-13-2012 14:05 by
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I'm going to take a picture of my middle finger and have copies passed out at my funeral as a last Screw you.
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11-13-2012 14:42 by
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Sometimes I screw up intentionally just so I can say, “You were right dear” B itches love hearing “You were right dear”
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11-16-2012 07:33 by
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I can totally relate to cranky elderly people. I mean you can only be nice for so long!
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11-16-2012 07:35 by
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I'm the Michael Jordan of all sports, because I haven't played any since like 2003.
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11-16-2012 07:58 by
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Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.
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11-16-2012 07:58 by
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I'm saving myself for prison.
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11-16-2012 08:15 by
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I can't help but be jealous of dudes who have those really masculine voices like Miley Cyrus.
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11-16-2012 08:42 by
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Accidentally ran over a guy and I stopped to call the ambulance but then I saw his ponytail. Now I'm treating myself with ice cream.
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11-16-2012 14:48 by
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People who never had suicidal thoughts probably never touched a wet bathroom door knob.
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11-16-2012 14:49 by
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