Funny Status Messages

   There are [0/1 (52x^7/2 – 66x^5/2 + 22x^3/2) / vx) dx] kinds of people in this World...Those who understand Calculus and those Who Don't !

   The sole purpose of a child's middle name is to know when they're in big trouble.

   I love U, I love U, I love U. Don't get me wrong, I love other letters also.

   an angel. When someone breaks my wings, I simply continue to fly...on a broomstick. I am flexible.

   and thats how I lost another watch

   woke up this morning feeling like P-Diddy

   how come everytime someone on TV says there's gonna be snow, people go nuts and rush to the supermarket and buy food as if the snow is gonna keep people from stuffing themselves in their homes. Does snow make people more hungry or something??

   Who will light the torch in Vancouver tonight? Wayne Gretzky, Paul Shaffer, Geddy Lee?

   When playing "Got your nose," make sure the victim is 1) willing to play, 2) that you're not at a urinal and 3) that it's their nose.

   and thats when the fart prank went wrong

   Screw the economy! I got a job for you, but it blows...

   Does not play well with other's

   Captin Obvious and general stupidty Are in the same army

   Either you're in or you're out! There's no in-between. . . unless you are doing the Hokie Pokie

   sympathesizing with those who absolutely hate to waste SO much of their time by NOT placing a new roll of toilet paper onto the holder for the next person. She understands the stress one must go through in order to avoid this strenuous task!

   a voice in his head. I ask it yes and no questions, and it answers

   wonders if that Luge sled was designed by Toyota.

   sees that Toyota Prius are sponsoring the Georgian Luge Team

   The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

   thinks the Winter Olympics would be a lot more interesting if they gave the spectators shotguns and told them to shoot at the skiers! There'd be more speed records that's for darn sure.