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   messageicon I miss those good old days when you were just another stranger.
←Rate | 11-01-2012 14:00 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's not cheating if she's there too.
←Rate | 11-01-2012 14:01 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey, how about making a normal face when you sing?
←Rate | 11-01-2012 14:05 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like woman who are mentally stable and sexually unstable.
←Rate | 11-02-2012 01:47 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh I get it. Winnie the Pooh Bear can climb a tree with no pants, but when I have a few drinks and do it, people start freaking out.
←Rate | 11-02-2012 01:53 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever notice the bigger the girl, the more Looney Tunes characters she has on her shirt.
←Rate | 11-02-2012 13:39 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon And for my next trick, I am gonna make 20 of my FB friends delete and block me in next 10 hours.
←Rate | 11-02-2012 13:47 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here, let me fix that grin on your face with this shovel.
←Rate | 11-02-2012 14:57 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Imagination: because if I we did you as much as I thought about it, we'd both be unemployed.
←Rate | 11-02-2012 15:26 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon You look like you would ruin my life. Let's have sex. -women
←Rate | 11-02-2012 15:48 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon You call it a train wreck I call her my daughter.
←Rate | 11-03-2012 12:21 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfriend left me for a hindu guy. Anyway, he'll treat her better - they worship cows.
←Rate | 11-04-2012 09:10 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Britney Spears is a judge on the X Factor and Khloe Kardashian is a host. Is this a circus or a music competition?
←Rate | 11-04-2012 09:39 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon How much cooler would it have been if Apple made Mini-Me introduce the iPad mini?
←Rate | 11-04-2012 10:48 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey idiots who worship celebrities; if they had to shoot you or their dog, they'd also chop you up and watch the dog eat you.
←Rate | 11-04-2012 11:10 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I always cry after sex... $400.00 is a lot of money.
←Rate | 11-05-2012 08:16 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon In traffic no one hears you scream.
←Rate | 11-05-2012 08:19 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I watched the footage of Saddam being executed, and it really made me think…is there nothing on the internet that I won't masturbate to?
←Rate | 11-07-2012 00:59 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon No matter how useless you feel, take pleasure in the fact that you're someone's reason to masturbate.
←Rate | 11-07-2012 13:21 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love strippers. They're awesome. Plus I can't get my girlfriend to do shi t for a dollar.
←Rate | 11-08-2012 13:29 by Baddie Comments (0)  




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