Friday Funny Status Messages

   Friday the 13th might be an unlucky day, but when you live in the land of bacon, badasses and bald eagles, every day is a lucky day....... ‪#‎America‬

   If you watch Friday the 13th backwards, Jason's machete is a magic wand that brings kids back to life and sends them to summer camp...

   I had no idea it was black Friday in Baltimore.

      In honor of it being Friday the 13th, whenever I hear a strange noise, I'm going to investigate it braless, and wearing cute panties.

   Black Friday challenge: Buy American and buy small business. Otherwise you're complaining for nothing about big business.

   2 days ago: ''We must help solve poverty here first and foremost!'' Today: ''All right! Black Friday is coming!''. Morons

   Why the hell don’t liquor stores have Black Friday sales?

   Why are we supposed to give special treatment to Black Friday, i'm just gonna come out and say it #ALLFRIDAYSMATTER

   Poverty is not being able to participate in Black Friday because you don't get paid until Monday.

   ...... Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.

   You know you a hood rat when you can't participate in Black Friday because yo government check ain't in until Monday. .

   Consumerism has a religious day called Black Friday.

   Black Friday Separating Americans from money they don't really have since 1966.

   Everything gets stolen this Friday, because it's Black Friday

   Black Friday: That day we spend hundreds of dollars on material goods to celebrate the birth of a man who didn't believe in material goods.

   I've heard enough of this Black Friday crap. The sooner we realize that all Fridays matter the better off we'll be as a society.

   *walks into the liquor store* What kind of black Friday deals yall got going on?

   So... how many broken bones and broken nails have ya got on Black Friday? Are you satisfied with your brand new TV that you saved 20 bucks on?

   I saw a video today of people going crazy in Walmart grabbing stuff. I thought it was a black Friday thing. It was just the video of people protesting in Ferguson

   .... I was watching th news tonite .... I thought I was watching the violent Black Friday shopping mayhem .... turns out it was just the Black Lives Matter protests .... ....