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I can tell within 19 seconds of meeting you if our sex is going to be consensual or not..
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10-14-2012 15:23 by
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Maybe you're beautiful, or maybe he's horny.
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10-15-2012 13:11 by
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It's really only a matter of time before Lady Gaga gets Justin Beiber pregnant.
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10-15-2012 13:14 by
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When a girl doesn't invite me up to her place after a date I just assume it's because she's a hoarder with 30 kitty cats.
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10-15-2012 13:41 by
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I'm not above pretending to be deaf in public to avoid unwanted human interaction.
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10-16-2012 12:57 by
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After a one night stand I scream stranger danger repeatedly until they leave.
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10-17-2012 09:27 by
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I'm not surprised Kristen Stewart couldn't act faithful. She can't act happy, sad, frightened, mad, shocked or aroused either.
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10-17-2012 15:36 by
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I really want to attract a lot of girls this halloween. So I'm dressing up as a Nutella jar.
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10-18-2012 08:01 by
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Hey guys who write updates about how all girls are beautiful and should be respected, did you figure it out on your own or did your boyfriend tell you??
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10-18-2012 08:36 by
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I wish judging other people burned calories!
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10-18-2012 08:38 by
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So when is this 'old enough to know better' suppose to kick in ?
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10-18-2012 13:15 by
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You know what I'd really like from a woman? Consent.
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10-19-2012 09:00 by
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I'm not stalking you. I'm protecting you.
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10-19-2012 09:04 by
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Boss: what the hell is wrong with you? Me: one time I listened to a Bruno Mars song.
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10-19-2012 13:04 by
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You had me at "tubes tied"
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10-20-2012 15:16 by
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Boobs are the best hand warmers.
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10-20-2012 15:18 by
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My favorite mythical creature is the happy b itches in tampon commercials.
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10-20-2012 15:32 by
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It's amazing how everyone is suddenly a political genius one month every 4 years.
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10-21-2012 07:53 by
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Say it to my face coward, not through your status.
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10-21-2012 08:08 by
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Co-worker keeps asking me what's wrong so I told her I'm irritated because some idiot won't quit asking me what's wrong.
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10-22-2012 14:05 by
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