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   messageicon I can tell within 19 seconds of meeting you if our sex is going to be consensual or not..
←Rate | 10-14-2012 15:23 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe you're beautiful, or maybe he's horny.
←Rate | 10-15-2012 13:11 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's really only a matter of time before Lady Gaga gets Justin Beiber pregnant.
←Rate | 10-15-2012 13:14 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a girl doesn't invite me up to her place after a date I just assume it's because she's a hoarder with 30 kitty cats.
←Rate | 10-15-2012 13:41 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not above pretending to be deaf in public to avoid unwanted human interaction.
←Rate | 10-16-2012 12:57 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon After a one night stand I scream stranger danger repeatedly until they leave.
←Rate | 10-17-2012 09:27 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not surprised Kristen Stewart couldn't act faithful. She can't act happy, sad, frightened, mad, shocked or aroused either.
←Rate | 10-17-2012 15:36 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I really want to attract a lot of girls this halloween. So I'm dressing up as a Nutella jar.
←Rate | 10-18-2012 08:01 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey guys who write updates about how all girls are beautiful and should be respected, did you figure it out on your own or did your boyfriend tell you??
←Rate | 10-18-2012 08:36 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish judging other people burned calories!
←Rate | 10-18-2012 08:38 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon So when is this 'old enough to know better' suppose to kick in ?
←Rate | 10-18-2012 13:15 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know what I'd really like from a woman? Consent.
←Rate | 10-19-2012 09:00 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not stalking you. I'm protecting you.
←Rate | 10-19-2012 09:04 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Boss: what the hell is wrong with you? Me: one time I listened to a Bruno Mars song.
←Rate | 10-19-2012 13:04 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon You had me at "tubes tied"
←Rate | 10-20-2012 15:16 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Boobs are the best hand warmers.
←Rate | 10-20-2012 15:18 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon My favorite mythical creature is the happy b itches in tampon commercials.
←Rate | 10-20-2012 15:32 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's amazing how everyone is suddenly a political genius one month every 4 years.
←Rate | 10-21-2012 07:53 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Say it to my face coward, not through your status.
←Rate | 10-21-2012 08:08 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Co-worker keeps asking me what's wrong so I told her I'm irritated because some idiot won't quit asking me what's wrong.
←Rate | 10-22-2012 14:05 by Baddie Comments (0)  




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