trump Funny Status Messages

   Mexico announces it's found 6 new oil deposits in Gulf of Mexico. Trump now wants to add a huge door to his wall.

   Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants? Because E.T. eventually went home!

   Trump reveals his medical records. They include Dr. Dre, Dr. Hook, and the Spin Doctors.

   Donald Trump claims to only be 236 pounds. His pot belly, turkey neck and jowls plead the fifth.

   Interesting. Donald Trump Jr. said his dad releasing tax returns would lead to too many questions. Questions like, "Why have you never, ever paid taxes?"

   What if Donald Trump's entire immigration policy was just an elaborate ploy to divorce Melania?

   I certainly hope Donald Trump Jr chokes on a handful of Skittles.

   Donald Trump Jr should not make fun of Skittles and Syrian refugees -- his mother is an immigrant and his father is an orange Skittle.

   Trump promises all Americans a free bag of Skittles when he's President.

   The Republicans and the Libertarians should merge their Presidential tickets. Then Trump could really talk about his Johnson!

   .... Hillary reminded me of my condescending Mother in-law and Trump reminded me of my Grumpy Uncle

   Hi, this is your president, Donald Trump. I'm interrupting this program because I think it's a stupid show. It's terrible ok? You're fat by the way.

   Trump's smart, he doesn't pay taxes. Sniff. Russia, China and 400 pound people may be out to get us. Sniff.

   Experts say Donald Trump has suffered the worst week of his political career until next week.

   I'm much more bothered by what Hillary has DONE than by what Trump has Said!

   I'm starting to think Trump vs Hillary is because someone went back in time and stepped on a butterfly, and know where living in a future that was never meant to be

   50% of Trump supporters are Deplorable, BUT 50% of Hillary supporters are DEPORTABLE !

   Trump loses almost $1 Billion in the 90's and follows the relevant Tax Laws ..... The Nation is Outraged!! .... Hillary can't account for $6 Billion in missing State Department funds during her Tenure as Secretary of State ..... Meh

   Trump suggests soldiers suffering from PTSD aren't mentally strong.. But EVERYONE knows the true sign of mental strength, is faking bone spurs to avoid serving in Vietnam.

   Of course Trump hasn't doesn't pay taxes... He knows ALL the good loopholes,, Like, "Mail order brides are tax deductible"