rick Funny Status Messages

   Ever have one of those days when you don't give a rats ass only to find that you pleased a rat ?

   Kim and Kanye get married. Who cares? Ain't nobody got time for that....

   It is just a fact that some people are not comedians no matter how hard they try

   anyone else having technical problems on Facebook? Just checking before I call 911...

   Too bad the Kardashians drove off into a snow ditch and not off a cliff....

   President Obama just stepped out of the White House on this Presidents Day and seen his shadow. Looks like we're in for another year of bullshit....

   Trump comes to Texas and the sun immediately comes out. Amazing!

   I just put (3) Bit-coins in the car wash and got a 30K wash. :(

   I took an Ambien and now I hate everyone....

   Don't let Madonna speak at my funeral please...

   If you missed the 3 seasons of McCain's funeral you can now watch it on Netflix.

   You know when Fall season has shown up. Crappy door wreaths everywhere.

   All these people running around with masks on.... Made in China

   Dog the Bounty Hunter says it's not him. Increases reward to a Million dollars.

   I have come to the conclusion I will never achieve my dream of being a Soul Train dancer...

   Already messed up 2024. Maybe 2025 will be my year.