jimmycos Funny Status Messages

   So let me ask you guys... I don't hear anything about Farmville these days. Did you guys sellout to Monsanto?

   With names like "Batman" and "Robin", you'd think they could fly...

   Love is often thought of as an emotion that takes time to develop. In reality, love is just a seed that gets planted. It grows when nourished. Fortunately in my case, my seed is a microwave popcorn seed ...

   I am living vicariously through myself...

   I feel sorry for Perrier water, they were the only ones for a long time...

   If life taught me anything, it's that Mikey will eat anything...

   Do you like Parrots? Do you like Parrots? Do you like Parrots? Do you like Parrots?

   I took a train home. Now I don't know how to get it back on the rails...