g0re Funny Status Messages

   Dont you ou hate when you're at someone's house and they ask stupid questions like "Who are you?" and "Is that a gun?",

   It's annoying when you think of an awesome idea or thing to do and within the next few minutes, you completely forget what it was, but the memory of how awesome it was still lingers.

   People say your life flashes before your eyes when you die, but Steve Apple doesn't support Flash.

   After a complete high school education, the things Jimmy Neutron says don't sound all that impressive anymore.

   You think a popular place like the Krusty Krab would have more than two employees.

   It's really annoying when the feeling of your dream remains, but you can't remember what the dream was about.

   It was better back when you could look under a bottle cap and see you won instantly, rather than this entering a code online thing they have now. I want to look under the cap and see "YOU WON!" instead of ED34GH.

   It's annoying when you go to a birthday party and you know nobody there except the host/hostess, and the host/hostess doesn't even pay attention to you so you're just sitting there awkwardly.

   There comes a time when you just look at yourself in the mirror, and say" f**k it, this is as good as it's gonna get."

   Childhood is like being drunk. Everybody remembers it except you.

   Why can't rappers just say nice things? Like, “I wanna take your clothes off and hang them up in the closet real nice."

   When you were in elementary school, looking up the word "sex" in the dictionary was like watching porn.

   It's especially dangerous to run with scissors when someone nearby is running with rock.

   Think about it this way: Due to all of the successes Steve Jobs had, news of his death is spreading faster than it ever could have. That's what I call a life's accomplishment.

   Accidentally quoting lyrics may be funny or embarrassing, but in the end, it doesn't even matter.

   There are times where you really do feel sorry for Squidward.

   It would be horrible if Facebook connected to Google and posted what you are searching for.

   There's always that feeling of relief when you run in 10 minutes late for class, and it turns out that your teacher is later than you.

   Don't you hate the uncomfortable feeling when you have a really bad cold and one nostril is stuffed up to no avail and the other nostril is so perfectly clear that when you breath in it feels like all the cool air goes straight to your brain.

   Study: The act of eating, browsing the net, and listening to music with an open text book near by.