bunnyguts Funny Status Messages

   does't care what anybody says, there is just something fundamentally awesome about sporks

   wishes people would wear pants correctly!

   ~ Telepath wanted...you know where to apply.

   says "If at first you don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie."

   has advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.

   Thinks artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

   loves giving home made gifts... so which one of the kids you want?

   used to be a lifeguard, but some blue kid got her fired.

   thinks the best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

   was blinded by your beauty, so I am gonna need your name and number for insurance purposes...

   thinks that there's gotta be a Heaven, cause I've already done my time in Hell.

   Tiger Woods: "I regret leaving Buddhism for Bootyism".

   it just me or is Ed Hardy and Affliction in an all out war with each other to make the douchiest t-shirt possible. These things are like 95% rhinestones and glitter, these shirts scream I touch myself when I watch Brokeback Mountain.

   If you had to choose between your husband and winning the lottery… Which designer purse would you buy 1st?