Udit Funny Status Messages

   Love is very strong.. It can remove tears, fears & even underwears.

   How come people who think they know everything never seem to know when to shut up?

   What is love? I don't even want an answer. I'm just ecstatic knowing that at least 90% of you thought "Baby, don't hurt me."

   Don't be upset that you're single; be happy that someone isn't ruining your life.

   That moment when you see your EX with that person they told you not to worry about during your relationship...

   Amongst all the beautiful women in this world.. There's always an idiot ex-boyfriend, who still expects her love again.

   Your SMS inbox is your shopping updates app now. Card transaction information Order confirmation Package tracking Delivery Information

   Happy anniversary to the love of my life, and her husband Steve.

   If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror-movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

   My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs... I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber.

   My doctor said he's been practicing for 30 years. When will he start doing his job for real?

   When Donald Trump was the President, CNN asked for Trump's resignation on daily basis for mishandling of Coronavirus. Now 1 million daily cases, CNN is on the verge of giving Nobel peace award to Joe Biden & Kamala Harris.

   Pfizer Claims Its Covid Vaccine Effective Against Nuclear Reaction Too.