Seddy90 Funny Status Messages

   Man I wanna throw a book at someone face and be like "I Facebooked you!" Lol

   L.I.F.E. = L.ive I.t F.ully E.veryday

   Girls dictionary: No = Yes , Maybe = No , We need = I want , We need to talk = I wanna compalin.

   what do a pizza delivery guy and male gynecologist have in common? They can SMELL it, but they can't EAT it lol

   That awkward moment when you want to buy something, check the price and sadly, leave it there.

   "Weed is illegal" - "Yeah, so is half the music on your ipod."

   Sometimes love comes like a dream and leaves like a nightmare.

   #DontTextandDrive cause your "LOL" can turn into an "R.I.P"

   When those 3 phonecalls a day turn into a couple of text messages a week #DownHillRelationship

   Men are born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in between them, Because theres no place like home.

   Lucky = A man who is a woman's 1st love. Luckier = A woman who is a man's last love.

   No education/common sense + a little success/money = Broke in a few years.

   : Say this fast-  { I, 1, 2, 1/2, 6} *Like* if you get it

   If a guy treats a girl like dirt, she'll stick to him like mud!

   Internet Beef: When You can sit in a bedroom in Mexico and talk about knockin out somebody in Finland and it will never come back to you.

   C.L.A.S.S. -Come Late And Start Socializing

   Don't you love when people tell you 'don't tell anyone' the next day, after you told people.

   Damn you advertise commercial that "Big Time Rush ft Snoop Dogg -Boy Friend" Imvoluntary stuck on repeat in my Head....!!!

   What's the difference between a water bottle and puberty? A water bottle has already hit Justin Bieber.

   Why did God create man before woman? He didn't want any advice!