STARMAN Funny Status Messages

   You'll know you've grown old when your 6 pack abs turn into a keg.

   it wrong to put leftover Halloween candy in their Easter basket?

   Wonder why kids set out milk and cookies for Santa, but not a salad for the Easter Bunny.

   Parents, here's a way to keep your kids busy for awhile on Easter, let them have an Easter egg hunt, just don't hide any eggs.

   For sale slightly used daily planner.

   Everyone knows that Santa lives at the North Pole, but does anyone know where the Easter Bunny lives?

   Today is national wear your pajamas to work day. Didn't that start when the stay at home orders went into effect?

   HELP, I'm out of booze, and sobering up.

   What do you do if you are an atheist and your stuck behind a car that has a "HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS" bumber sticker?

   The two things a wife can do to make her husband happy are, pack her bags and leave.

   What do you call a man who has everything?...... A bachelor.

   Don't kid your self would be a good name for a comdom.

   Men try role reversal in bed, and you have a headache for once.