Mduduzi Funny Status Messages

   A woman who thinks no man is good enough for her may be right.... But she is more often left.

   Avoid being late, just don't show up!

   Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible

     You know you're getting fat when you sit in your bathtub and the water in the toilet rises.

   Dear Beer,I forgive You for abandoning me during tough times during the week, I love You for coming back on weekend and will French kiss You, till sobriety do us apart!

   5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.

     When they say "instant credit," they actually mean "instant debt"!

   If a woman wants a man who can take orders, they should marry a waiter!

     It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.

     The Bible tells us to love our neighbours, and also to love our enemies; probably generally they are the same people.

   A man has been admitted to hospital with HYPOTHERMIA AND FROSTBITES after he was left CHILLING at HOME for the whole day by his wife! A COLD CASE FILE has been opened!

   The Chinese are so advanced in technology, that they are already selling "Fifa World Cup 2010, South Africa - All the goals and highlights"

   needs advice and help, but not from you.