Jmc Funny Status Messages

   anyone going to tell America's funniest videos about YouTube?

   If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, you're brave enough to ask that girl out.

   Netflix gives you 15 seconds between episodes to decide whether or not you're doing anything with your life today.

   If Mary gave birth to Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God, did Mary have a little lamb?

   There is no number for what just happened in that bathroom..

   In other news the country is headed for a drastic warm spell tonight because of all the hot air pouring from Obamas mouth.